Astrology explains why Tuesday is the ideal day to get st done

Fun fact, much like the zodiac signs, each day of the week is governed by a ruling planet.The day is thusly imbued with the energy of that luminary and if we’re savvy we can leverage it for our supreme benefit.

The name of each day of the week is rooted in ancient mythology and we can blame the structure of the seven-day week (among other things) on the bible.According to the Book of Genesis, god created the universe in six days (overachiever) and rested his weary, omnipotent self on the seventh.

This unholy, deeply askew ratio of work-life balance wherein a single day of rest follows a six day bender of toil continues to haunt us.Further and because we live in a broken, broken world our work week misguidedly begins on Monday, a day ruled by the moon.

Due to this lunar influence, Monday is not a day to initiate or set off to work but rather to reflect, record, and set the tone of the days to come.The ancients honored the moon’s day by staying naked and close to the nest, washing clothes, making stew, consorting with the dead, confronting shadows, and generally finding restoration through emo arts.

You see folks, the moon, and by proxy, Monday, with its emphasis on soul, sustenance, and contemplation opposes, rather than supports the solar, patriarchal, capitalist construct of worth = productivity and burnout as proof of a job well done.Monday is for feeling but Tuesday is here for wheeling, dealing, and warring.Tuesday belongs to jock strap, fight-for-your-rights planet Mars; a fine day to go marching into the office or onto the battlefield, same same but different amirte? Mars naturally lends itself, like a steroid to the ass cheek, to coming in hot and starting the work week off guns blazing and d–k swinging.

Mars is the modern ruler of Aries and the ancient lord of Scorpio, and if you’ve ever met, fought or f—ed an Aries or a Scorpio you know they did not come to play.The word Tuesday comes from the English bastardization of Tyr, the one hand...