Alcatraz might be making a comeback good luck getting out

Comes mutterings about San Francisco’s tough prison Alcatraz coming back.The famous “Rock,” as the impregnable jail was called, is an island in tough surrounding water making escapes near impossible.Foot specialist Dr. Rock Positano knows this Rock.

He remembers his Yankee friend Joe DiMaggio telling a story about it:There was a baseball diamond.Inmates played ballgames.

One day Joe explained there existed an unusual field rule that when an inmate hit a ball which flew over the fence into the water, it was not a home run.Instead, it was ruled an out!Since this was an institution where the world’s most notorious farewell dinner was called “Mafia Chicken” — served face down in a shallow gravy — and the chef was the best in the business with no bones left, he let the cons know that if they figured they could escape by going to save that ball, they’d have less of a chance surviving than the Titanic passengers.Ex dancer Ellen Sirot is a hand model.

And hand model teacher.She started with a parts model agency.“It’s be careful around knives and boiling water.

Gloves in the sun.Moisturize.

Fingers need be long.I’ve done aspirin, Tylenol, pharmaceuticals, baby stuff, billboards, Citibank, Apple, Estée Lauder.“I call myself the Jennifer Aniston of hands.“Do only light, like a ballerina or queen’s type, delicate handshake.

Wear dishwashing-type gloves.Moisturize.

Sunscreen if outside in sun.It’s same as your faith.

Help them into longevity.Instead of a handshake, try a fist bump.

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Never miss a story.“Sometimes a star’s doing a magazine closeup.

Washing dishes, checking bathroom closet, sprinkling the cheese.Wearing gloves.

Hand near the face.So I’ll crouch behind and become her hand in the same shot.

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