Best of the Babylon Bee: Trump expands Alcatraz by building fences around San Francisco and more

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.Polls showed overwhelming support among Americans for fencing San Francisco off from the rest of the country, with President Trump promising that Nancy Pelosi will be included in the expansion.

READ MORECoach Belichick said that he is confident that his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, would be safe in the playpen while he led practice for the UNC Tarheels.READ MOREOscar the Grouch was reportedly very miserable at the fact that every muppet in the neighborhood has moved into his trash can.

READ MORE“Bro time” for the cardinals reportedly consists of firing up the Vatican’s Nintendo 64, guzzling down liters of Mountain Dew Code Red, and hanging out in their extravagant papal pillow forts.READ MORE...

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