Best of the Babylon Bee: Defeated Cuomo left groping for answers

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.Cuomo reportedly gathered his advisors close together so he could really get a good feel of what happened after the loss.
READ MOREAccording to Newsom, Newsom has taken every possible opportunity to sabotage his political career and ought to pay for it in a court of law.READ MOREAt publishing time, Mamdani issued a follow-up statement saying that he plans to build a Mount Rushmore of Karl Marx, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, and Che Guevara in lower Manhattan.
READ MORE“The military is full of sexy birds and I don’t want to downplay the hard work of our babes on the ground, toots,” Hegseth said during an apology.READ MORE...