Jon Stewart mocks Trump in Daily Show reaction to Jimmy Kimmel getting pulled from ABC

A mock-nervous Jon Stewart took to “The Daily Show” desk for a rare Thursday night appearance to address ABC’s decision to kill Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show indefinitely over malicious remarks he hurled about conservative icon Charlie Kirk’s killing and alleged assassin.“From Comedy Central.It’s the all-new government-approved ‘Daily Show’ with your patriotically obedient host, Jon Stewart,” an announcer began the comedian’s stint, in which he wore a dark suit and red tie similar to President Trump’s signature attire.The comedian, 62, who typically only hosts Comedy Central’s political satire show on Mondays, was seated in front of a gold-inspired backdrop — another nod to Trump’s infamous decor.“We have another fun, hilarious, administration-compliant show,” Stewart said while feigning nerves and jesting at the live audience to reduce their laughter.“Coming to you tonight from a real shithole, the crime-ridden cesspool that is New York City.

It is a tremendous disaster, like no one has ever seen before.Someone’s national guard should invade this place, am I right?” he continued.

“If you felt a little off these past couple of days, it’s probably because our great father has not been home, for father has been gracing England with his legendary warmth and radiance.”Trump returned to the White House Thursday night after a two-day state visit in the UK.“You may call it free speech in jolly old England.But here in America, we have a little something called the First Amendment.

And let me tell you how it works.There’s something called a talent-o-meter,” Stewart said.

“It is a completely scientific instrument that is kept on the president’s desk, and it tells the president when a performer’s TQ — talent quotient — measured mostly by niceness to the president, goes below a certain level, at which point the (Federal Communications Commission) must be notified to threaten the acquisition prospects for billi...