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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.“We have to be careful, though,” the owner said in a low whisper.

“I hear the Jews control the media.At least, that’s what we’re reporting.” READ MORETrust in politicians is down over 98%, meaning that voters aren’t even sure they can trust the “Fix Everything” candidate to fix everything.

READ MOREAmericans were blindsided by the revelation, with many steadfastly refusing to accept it.“There’s no way,” said local woman Mandy Denison.

READ MORE“I don’t understand it,” Trump reportedly told one aide.“I thought he loved honey.

The intel said he loved honey.Now he’s mad, apparently.” READ MORE...