That's what Danica Patrick is up to on this Saturday morning.From the look of things, she took off for Italy where she's on a yacht doing what people do on yachts.
No work calls.No late-Friday Slack messages to address.
She's just out there living life after making a boatload of money in her career.Danica Patrick appears on the Sky Sports set before the qualifying session of the Formula 1 MSC Cruises United States Grand Prix at Circuit of The Americas in Austin, Texas, on Oct.18, 2025.
(Ken Murray/Icon Sportswire)This is how you celebrate summer.Bikinis.
Shrimp buffets (or whatever seafood she's eating).Late-night DJ sets in some Italian coastal city.
Great wine.Bottomless mimosas.
Sun.Surf.ZERO BS.
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DOWNLOAD NOW!Personally, I'm going to celebrate summer this weekend by making good on my wedding anniversary promise to Mrs.Screencaps that we'll go to one of our favorite stores — a local rock store — to pick out decorative rocks for her garden.
Then, I'll probably sit by the pool.Hopefully for hours.No phones.
No Zooms.No Slacks.
Those are the rules after this column is put to bed.Someone literally paid for a plane to fly a banner over the field with the words "call verbal diarrhea divorce attorney" flying for everyone to see.And the plane circled the fields.Crazy, right? Earlier this week, on our local Facebook page, some guy was complaining about a local divorce attorney he hired for his divorce, but the man was mad that his attorney destroyed his ex-wife in the case.
The newly divorced man was actually mad at how bad his attorney had fleeced his ex-wife.JUDGE CAUGHT IN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR WITH AN OFFICER IN HER CHAMBERS, HOPELESS ROMANTIC MARRIES HERSELF & MOREIs that why the banner flew last night? I don't know.What I do know is that people seem to have some money they should spend on a nice weekend getaway.That would be Cal Poly vs.
West Virginia (noon, ESPN2) with a trip to Omaha on the l...