How lucky are we that the Fourth of July falls on a SATURDAY this year? I'd wager to say that's arguably the best holiday to fall on a Saturday, right?What's the order?That last one can be workshopped.I'm open to suggestions.
But the first three are pretty locked in.God, I love this country.ZERO BS.
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DOWNLOAD NOW!Let's roll.Welcome to a Friday Nightcaps — the one where Americans rage at former Vice President Kamala Harris and her husband for ruining what was a perfect World Cup we had going.Are they just allergic to winning? Seems like it at this point.Fans of the United States enjoy the atmosphere before the FIFA World Cup 2026 Group D match between Türkiye and the U.S.
at Los Angeles Stadium in Inglewood, Calif., on June 25, 2026.(Fran Santiago/Getty Images)What else? I've got more Caitlin Clark fallout (you guys are FIRED up), Red Sox fans still have the fastball even though the team STINKS this season, and NASCAR's Natalie Decker celebrates her birthday with a swim.OK, grab your dog for National Take Your Dog To Work Day — quickly shut the door and leave it at home because nobody wants that — and THEN settle in for a Friday 'Cap!It's a Friday in the middle of summer and we've all got much better things to do, so let's have some fun today and end this class early so we can start our weekends.Sound good? Good!Let's start in Los Angeles, where our US of A soccer team collapsed last night in a meaningless game.
Phew.I don't pretend to know anything about soccer, but this one seemed to surprise everyone.United States fans cheer after a goal against Turkiye in the second half of a FIFA World Cup 2026 match at Los Angeles Stadium in Inglewood on June 25, 2026.
(Keith Birmingham/Pasadena Star-News)The most surprising thing for me, frankly, was who we lost to.When in the world did Turkey become Turkiye? I've never been more confused.I had to look it up to make sure it was the same country.
Wild stuff.Ap...