Or whatever size TV you have in your house, because it will be on cable.The movie will be called "Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story," and production is set to begin this summer.After a solid 2025 season, the Chicago Bears have earned a Hallmark movie.(Patrick McDermott/Getty Images)Now, whenever I hear about this, I always wonder, "What the hell could the plot be?"Luckily, I minored in screenwriting in college, so I’ve put together a treatment of what I think would be a really kickass Bears Hallmark movie.Sorry, I mean "kick-butt"...
it’s Hallmark Channel....The opening titles are shown over drone footage of Chicago with the song "25 or 6 to 4" by Chicago playing over it, for obvious reasons.If that's too expensive, let's just record it ourselves, make one of the notes a little sharp, and call it a day.Chandra Ditka (no relation) is a high-powered ad executive who lives in Chicago.
She finds football barbaric and has no time for it because she is so focused on work.Her dad, Richard "Dick" Ditka, always asks her to go to Bears games with him, but she’s so busy coming up with ad campaigns that she always turns him down.One day, not long before Christmas, she’s waiting in line for an Italian beef sandwich — which she does every day — when she meets a very handsome fella by the name of Brad Bearman.The two hit it off because they realized they like their Italian beefs the same way (dry with gravy on the side, sweet and hot peppers) and agreed to go out sometime.Two people meeting and falling in love while waiting to order Italian beefs feels very Chicago and excruciatingly Hallmark.
(Neil John Burger/Unknown)On their first date, they go stare at that stupid bean statue for a couple of hours, until Brad says, "This sucks, we should go to the Bears game tomorrow.They play the Packers."Chandra likes Brad and doesn’t want to offend him by saying she’s not into football, so she reluctantly agrees.The next day, before the game, she meets up with her qu...