Exclusive | Eager singles at Pride Parade pay up to $20K to show off pumped up penises: I want to look my best

Massive floats aren’t the only eye-popping things on display this Pride month.Ahead of Sunday’s strut through downtown Manhattan for the annual Pride Parade, Jason, 36, spent upwards of $3,000 to look his absolute best.Wearing next to nothing and not knowing who he’s going to run into on the rainbow route, either potential suitors or ex-flings, the 36-year-old, who withheld his last name for privacy reasons, does head-to-toe laser hair removal in addition to penis girth filler. “Revenge body is definitely real after a breakup,” the newly single New Yorker told The Post.“I want to look my best… If I run into someone, I want to make sure I’m prepared,” he said, adding that he tossed his “small” bathing suit for a bigger size: “I’m up to a medium now.”“I know I’m going to be at parties wearing next to nothing and it feels nicer to be thicker,” the finance worker explained.“It definitely gets more stares.”Jason isn’t the only guy getting pumped up for Pride in more ways than one.He’s among a slew of men, both fellow finance “bros” and so-called DINKs, double-income no-children couples, who are sparing no expense in finding summer love at the parade, shelling out up to $25,000 for a chiseled head-to-toe look, including penis fillers for “a temporary boost.” “Pride is the Super Bowl for the gay community,” Manhattan plastic surgeon Dr.
Douglas Steinbrech told The Post.“They have to look right.
This is the one that counts – it’s the Sadie Hawkins dance on steroids.”And they want to put their best foot – and whatever other body part – forward on Sunday.“I’ve heard so many times where they see someone on a float and they fall in love,” pointed out Dr.Steinbrech.
“You fall in love for the day or fall in love for the rest of your life.It could go either way.
It might lead to a weekend in Fire Island or lead to the rest of your life… So there’s a lot riding on this,” he added.As a result, Dr...