The land of the free and the home of the grave: Dress your giant skeleton for a July 4th fright fest

‘Tis the season for massive celebrations! Not only did the New York Knicks just crush it by bringing home the NBA championship, but we also have the World Cup, Wimbledon, America’s 250th birthday and Summerween to look forward to over the next week.If you are you asking “What is Summerween?”, its time for you to get in on the ultimate, spooky mid-summer mashup.This year, you can blend all the star-spangled pride of the 4th of July into your eerie festivities with a giant skeleton decoration combo from Amazon that is majorly discounted right now!Crafted from durable, thick plastic, this weather-resistant, giant posable anatomy lesson features a solid, screw-fixed frame that folds easily for compact off-season storage.

Bring the red, white and boo to your yard using its flexible, fully posable joints to create custom, spooky — and patriotic — stances.Setup is a breeze with tool-free, illustrated assembly instructions.

Hang it anywhere using the built-in metal hook and rope to anchor your patriotic birthday display!Transform your giant skeleton into the ultimate Summerween icon with this complete, patriotic outfit.It features an massive 8×5-foot American flag cape with an adjustable collar, oversized 10-inch sunglasses, and a matching handheld flag.

Wrap the included 5-meter LED light string around the frame for a glowing nighttime display.This easy, tool-free costume fits securely and strips down quickly for reusable storage, perfect for making your yard stand out — and your HOA jealous! — on America’s 250th birthday!This July, we aren’t just celebrating freedom, we’re celebrating living through the scariest possible timeline and living to tell the tale.

With America’s Semiquincentennial and Summerween colliding, your lawn demands a bone-afide masterpiece.America only turns 250 once, and Summerween is the only acceptable way to survive the July humidity.

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Publisher: New York Post

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