Inside the Biohackers World Conference: Gold chakra scanners and machines to rid your body of COVID vaccines

You are slowly dying in so many subtle, little ways that you might not even notice.That is, until you enter a biohacking expo, where thousands interested in “hacking” their biology in the name of longevity congregate to see the latest in time-defying technology.A man behind one booth will warn you that your nervous system is out of sync with your electrical system, a woman behind another will inform you that your blood needs to be rejuvenated via Wi-Fi-radiation exposure.That was my experience at Biohackers World Conference at InterContinental Hotel in Midtown Manhattan over the weekend, where entrepreneurs, holistic doctors, and casual hobbyists convened to apparently extend human life.Within minutes of my own arrival, a friendly middle aged woman named Tara running a booth in the conference’s expo hall had already sprayed a substance into my mouth that promised to open up my respiratory system. Before I even fully realized what was happening, she had raised a tiny spoonful of purple powder to my nostril, and — for some reason — I followed her commands as she told me to inhale.The “nasal snuff,” she said, was a “brain activation product” full of “mitochondrial peptides.”Her clients at MitoZen — usually people “who [want] to take their health into their own hands, to feel empowered, to not feel like a victim of Western medicine” — say it’s great for public speaking or an important phone call.With my instant-delivery neuro-enhancement up my nose, I was ready to head out onto the exposition floor to learn how, apparently, to outsmart my own biology.I was drawn like a moth to a flame to Kera Lynn, a pretty yoga coach covered in tribal style tattoos, who was standing next to a massive ceramic contraption in the corner of the room that looked like a crossover between a bathtub and a cocoon.For betweent $18,000 and $29,000, AuraO3 promised to repair your body on a cellular level via Ozone therapy, an alternative medical practice that ...