America's 250th.Fourth of July.
Trump vs.FIFA.
The Marlins did something downright unacceptable yesterday afternoon.NASCAR last night.
USA soccer tonight.Holiday shmoliday! The news-cycle doesn't sleep just because the calendar says it's supposed to, and she certainly didn't sleep this weekend.Let's dive in.Welcome to a Monday Nightcaps — the one where Carrie Underwood shows America she doesn't skip leg day during a patriotic performance at the John Deere Classic.What else? I've got fallout from Trump's phone call to FIFA, including why I think the move was such a no-brainer, Sophie Cunningham's perfect response to the WNBA nonsense, and this Marlins manager should be fired TODAY after what he pulled Sunday afternoon.Seriously.This got buried in the FIFA news-of-the-day, but it deserves some attention.
And now, it'll get it!Grab you any beer for tonight's game (as long as it's not Anheuser-Busch!) and settle in for a Monday 'Cap!WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 05: U.S.President Donald Trump receives the FIFA Peace Prize from Gianni Infantino, President of FIFA, during the FIFA World Cup 2026 Official Draw at John F.
Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts on December 05, 2025 in Washington, DC.(Photo by Jia Haocheng - Pool/Getty Images) (Getty Images)Normally, I love AB.
Duh.If you've been in this class long enough, you know I'm a Busch Light purist.(Although, I will admit that I bought a sixer of Coors Banquet this weekend because it just felt right).That being said ...
all bets are off tonight.It's USA vs.
Belgium.Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB InBev) is headquartered in Leuven, Belgium.
True story.Can't have that tonight.
Like Trump, I know nothing about soccer.Nothing.
Nada.Don't pretend to.But I know our fellas need all the support they can get, and if that means a small, one-day boycott of AB, then I'm happy to do it.It's called making sacrifices, Libs.
Look it up!Now, speaking of the Libs and Trump and tonight's game ...let's check in with Donald J.
Trump, ...