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BELGIANS! We literally stood there and got our a--es handed to us by a country with a population of 12 million.Belgium has the same population as OHIO! And we stood there looking like a bunch of chumps.
On national TV.On apps around the world.
I'm not even some knowledgeable soccer dork, but my eyes know what they were witnessing.That was pathetic.It was so bad that a whopping 78% of those surveyed think the Browns, yes, THE BROWNS, will win a Super Bowl before Team USA wins a World Cup in the next 50 years.
To be fair, I should've been more dramatic and made this poll for the next 100 years.BELGIUM EMBARRASSES TEAM USA BEFORE BREAKING OUT TRUMP'S SIGNATURE DANCE CELEBRATION AFTER FOURTH GOALBased on the talents we're running out there, like 38-year-old Tim Ream, those who participated in the poll, make a good point by choosing the Browns.This country has a guy with a man bun in the goal box who is perfectly fine with getting his a-- lit up by some 125-pound Belgian dork.If Timmy had a problem with it, he wouldn't have been caught in this position.
Ream is allegedly 6'1, 180 pounds, and he got absolutely destroyed by a guy who needed to eat a cheeseburger.If there's one positive to come out of this mess, it's that there are so many travel soccer jokes flying around.What we clearly need are more parents in giant SUVs burning vacation days to travel from Cleveland to Nashville to play club league games and then turning around and heading home, but not before playing a Sunday 4 p.m.
match against a team in Cincinnati before heading back up I-71 and getting home at 10 p.m.Why aren't there more travel soccer tournaments in Argentina like 12U baseball kids going to Cooperstown? If that's too far, why don't we send out kids to Mexico to play in travel tournaments? Or maybe even Colombia?I'm convinced our kids need to suffer to get better at soccer.I want them swatting flies off their faces in some remote Argentinian village that DOES NOT HAVE A MICROBREWERY, so the t...