Let's get rolling with news that the NFL season is close.How close? The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders went through their official fittings on Friday, where the ladies get the official knot in their tops that cheerleaders around the world dream of.
Watch the emotions pour out as these cheerleaders realize their lives are about to change, and they're about to spend 10 weeks of their lives (no way the Boys make the playoffs, right?) dancing for Dak and CeeDee Lamb.I'm trying to figure out what the equivalent of this would be for men.I guess this would be similar to the feeling a guy has the first time he sits in a brand new Dodge Ram, or F-250.
I've never sat in the driver's seat of a brand-new truck, but I have to assume for red-blooded American men, that feeling has to be amazing as you realize you've climbed the financial mountaintop.WWE SUPERSTAR NIKKI BELLA HAS A NEW BOOZY JOB TITLE AND COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS GO ABROADIf you didn't know, the newest season of "America's Sweethearts," the Cowboys' cheerleader documentary, is on Netflix right now.As in the past, I'm completely fascinated by the whole process of selecting a team and the amount of time the cheerleaders train for a 10-game season.The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders perform during the second half of the game against the Baltimore Ravens at AT&T Stadium on Aug.
16, 2025.(Jerome Miron/Imagn Images)Based on what I'm watching, the cheerleaders put in more work than Dak.
And it's more militant.It's also better than "Hard Knocks." Yes, I said it.
Give me the DCC CEO Kelli ripping some young blonde for missing a kick to the point the cheerleader is in tears.It's probably time for Trump to give Kelli a medal of freedom for her contribution to society.I'm serious.
And then have all 36 cheerleaders dancing on the South Lawn as a kickoff to the 2026 season as one more tribute to America 250.Email: [email protected] Send photos, stories, tips, rants—whatever you've got.
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