America has issues and Bill OReilly has ideas for how to fix them

Summertime.Sand, sun, surf, swim, shove it.

It’s best-seller time.Bill O’Reilly — of whom you may have heard — is out — surprise! surprise! — with a new book.Less time than he usually spends chopping lefties, he’s knocked off another read faster than Moses threw together those Commandments.My advance reader copy paperback — St.

Martin’s Press — is nearly 300 pages.It’s “Confronting America: What Has to Change.” Chapters like “Loyalty,” “Are You a Patriot,” “Fake News,” “God Help Us,” “The Destroyers,” “The Deceivers,” “The Dilemma.”Opens with 1620’s Pilgrim separatists: “Largely loons.” Ends with “57% of today’s Americans check their hand-held phones 224 times a day.” And: “70% cannot name their state senators.” And: “Men lie about 6 times a day; women lie roughly 3 times.”Divorce? 1960: 14%.

2025: 50%.Chapter 9, “Working for a Living,” reports that Martin Van Buren became US president “because he kissed Andrew Jackson’s tush.”Page 57: “The Right doesn’t care about the drug issue.

They feel drug-involved people deserve their fate.Leftists refuse to acknowledge the reality.”Good read.

Out Sept.15.I spent July Fourth with friends in Maine.

It has lobsters and aged gents with bare feet in thong slippers.Nice.

Especially when those antique nails remain gray in color.Not much else besides.I finally figured out the reason for why there’s the state of Maine.

America needed something to stick between New Hampshire and Canada.Subscribe to our daily Post Opinion newsletter! Please provide a valid email.

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Besides trees, what they have in Maine — who knows.I only know nothing’s in it that looks, sniffs, tastes or dresses like New York City.So, go.

Enjoy yourself.Forget L.L.Bean.

Just bring nail polish for the geezers.New York.Back ...

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