Best of the Babylon Bee: President Xi boasts that China would never rig an election after winning with 100 percent of vote

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.“My support for free and fair elections is so strong that everyone votes for me every single time,” Jingping explained.

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