Sort of.New Florida Gators head coach Jon Sumrall and ESPN football analyst Dan Orlovsky have been going back and forth this week over the most offseason topic of all time: pedicures.ESPN'S DAN ORLOVSKY WEIGHS IN ON FLORIDA COACH JON SUMRALL'S PEDICURE PREFERENCES, IMMEDIATELY GETS ROASTEDThat's right.You read that right.
Pedicures.Sumrall's wife let the cat out of the bag last week that the new UF coach has a secret passion for pedicures, saying that it's his "favorite extra thing to do," and that he gets one "every two weeks during football season."Relatively harmless interview, and one that, frankly, I didn't think would get much play given the news cycle.Boy, was I wrong.Orlovsky hopped on ESPN's 'Get Up' this week, and angered America when he declared that he was "completely against pedicures for dudes."Florida head coach Jon Sumrall watches drills during spring practice at Sanders Practice Fields in Gainesville, Fla., on Thursday, March 12, 2026.(USA TODAY Network via Reuters Connect)"You're a dude.
You're not supposed to get pedicures.I am so against this.
You should not be getting pedicures...I'd rather have awful feet than get pedicures," he continued.Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and Orlovsky made his stance clear.
In turn, Sumrall took to X and stuffed the ESPN analyst in a locker with a photo so damning, I'm not even sure Orlovsky can come back from it:Goodness gracious.Hand up, I forgot that picture/video of Dan Orlovsky existed.For those who don't follow ESPN religiously (all of you, I hope), that's a clip from a few years back on 'First Take' when Orlovsky, for some reason, decided to smell host Molly Qerim's shoe live on air.He just ...
smelt it:My God.What a scene.
What a moment for ESPN.How does Dan Orlovsky, in good faith, make the pedicure comments when he KNOWS that clip is lingering in the ether? If I knew that footage existed, I would never, ever, ever, hop on ESPN and say a single word about feet.I'd keep my mouth shut, my head...