If a 67-year-old on Tinder has enough energy to look for a sugar baby and to get arrested on charges related to allegedly getting upset when his date called her friends to pick her up, I should be able to sit down and handle my responsibilities.What a time to be alive.You don't have to give up on romance in your 60s.
You don't have to give up on romance in your 70s and beyond either.ZERO BS.JUST DAKICH.
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(Getty)We have a 75-year-old getting busted for allegedly getting on with a 32-year-old woman at an apartment complex pool over the weekend to thank for that knowledge.That's not the only lesson these two have for us this week.It turns out this week is full of lessons.
From poolside hookups to the magic of shooting your shot with your crush, there's a lot to learn.We're going to get started with the confession of a babysitter.The lesson here is to always pay the babysitter, especially when your husband is always on business trips, and you're fooling around behind his back.
Paying what you owe is the least you can do.I can't get started without mentioning the biggest offseason love story in the NFL.No, not the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce story.
I still say if they don't have any children that it was all a show.I'm talking about the engagement of Justin Herbert and Madison Beer, of course.Congratulations to the two of them.
That's a real love story.Go follow True Romance on Twitter and Facebook.Send your emails here: [email protected] (anonymously if you prefer).I suppose the easiest solution to not getting caught cheating would be to not cheat in the first place.
Since that's out of the question for some, another approach might be to make sure that you stay on the good side of any witnesses to your infidelities.Let's say you have a babysitter, for instance, who watches the kids while you're out running around behind your husband...