Happy National Orgasm Day: Shocking study finds 47% of workers are having sex on the job and other sexy stats

Working stiffs are coming in hot this summer. If you see a senior executive with an extra slip in his step, or an underling under the influence of lust, it’s likely because they’re having sex and reaching climax while on the clock, per pulsating new data released in celebration of National Orgasm Day, July 31. Achieving the “Big O” on the job, in the car, in the park or, really, anywhere besides the boring old boudoir is hotly en vogue, according to researchers for Bloom Stories, an erotica audio hub, who discovered that 47% of 9-to-5ers across the US are doing the no pants dance on company time, with 28% enjoying a happy ending each time. “Good sex doesn’t always happen between the sheets,” said Lemon Meyer, a sex expert for Bloom, in a statement.“The novelty of a new location, whether it’s moving from the bedroom to the kitchen counter, or venturing further afield, can add to the excitement.”“Different locations present different sights, sounds and sensations, which can all add to arousal,” added the pro.

“The tickle of grass or water lapping against your skin can heighten the physical experience of intimacy.”“You might also find yourself turned on by the thrill of doing it somewhere semi-public or taking five to get frisky between Zoom calls.”It’s the legal way to have sex while pocketing a check. But getting busy during business hours is more than just a cheap thrill.In fact, a midday roll in the hay — or on the desk — has been found to “boost productivity,” as well as improve the mental and physical health of employees in need of relief, a recent report revealed. And the young guns of Gen Z are going nuts over the NSFW fun.  A titillating 38% of the hot-to-trot 20-somethings are now seeking employment that offers private in-office spaces for doing the do — either with a colleague or by themselves — per a trending survey, which also found that 47% of remote workers are, too, prioritizing hanky-panky behin...