Best of the Babylon Bee: Man who took nations constitutional rights claims protection by constitutional right

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.“By the rights granted me under the U.S.

Constitution, I refuse to answer any questions about my taking away the rights guaranteed under the U.S.Constitution,” said the former government official.

READ MORE“We’re inclusive here at the WNBA; we don’t want anyone to feel left out.Wombats… wallabies… Wu Tang Clan… everyone can play here,” Fever coach Stephanie White said.

READ MORE“It’s a natural fit,” he told reporters.“I’m the strongest being on the planet, so it makes sense that the Dodgers would eventually come calling.” READ MOREAt publishing time, the invading migrants — in true Minnesota fashion — were reportedly hard at work building a Target in Ceuta so they could loot it and set it on fire.

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