NASCAR's Natalie Decker gives fans a peak under her firesuit and they see red, 'Hard Knocks' is back & Carrie!

First Hump Day of a brand new month.Who has it better than us right now?Nobody!We've got NFL football tomorrow.

Actual NFL football.Real football.

Well, sort of real football.The Hall of Fame Game is back, which means it's time for my favorite August tradition: Act excited for the return of football because it's been eight months, only watch four plays, realize I don't know anyone playing, and then flip back to "King of Queens" reruns on Cozi TV.ZERO BS.JUST DAKICH.

TAKE THE DON'T @ ME PODCAST ON THE ROAD.DOWNLOAD NOW!My favorite time of the year! It's here.

We're back.Let's roll.Welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps — the one where NASCAR's Natalie Decker peels back her firesuit for the fans and draws some eyeballs along the way.What else? I've got a new contender for most embarrassing moment of this MLB season, another new contender for most embarrassing Angel Reese shot of all time, and Carrie Underwood is BACK.Yes, I know Amber hit on (stole) Carrie in yesterday's class, but I simply can't let the return of Carrie and the iconic SNF anthem pass me by without saying anything.It's sort of my thing.

God, I love theme songs.The best.OK, grab you your best pair of underwear for National Underwear Day, and settle in for a Hump Day 'Cap!I don't really have any hot takes on National Underwear Day, except the fact that I assume every guy in America owns one pair that they've (we've) had in the drawer for a decade-plus and it's basically just a skirt at this point because the entire bottom-half is just one giant hole.Right? No? Just me? Okeedokee! Moving on ...DAYTONA, FL - FEBRUARY 14: Natalie Decker, driver of the #54 Niece Motorsports N29 Technologies LLC Chevrolet, during qualifying for the NextEra Energy 250 on February 14, 2020 at Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Fl.

(Photo by David Rosenblum/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) Let's get this Hump Day class started with NASCAR mom Natalie Decker, who has been all over the map this season.She returned...