Hilarious Rams debate reveals seatmate problems for 16-hour Australia flight

The Rams are treating their 16-hour flight to Melbourne like another formation to solve.In a Netflix Sports skit, players stood before a magnetic whiteboard labeled “Week 1 Flight to Melbourne 2026: Seating Chart” and debated which teammates they could tolerate all the way to Australia.The exercise quickly revealed that friendship was only one consideration.Kyren Williams claimed a window seat beside Quentin Lake because, “Me and Q, we gonna talk about cars the whole time.”Kobie Turner also chose a window because he enjoys looking outside.Byron Young, meanwhile, ruled out sitting next to Myles Garrett because of the limited legroom and the possibility that he may have to wake the sleeping giant whenever he wanted to move around the cabin.Turner searched the board for Steve Avila, hoping to reunite part of the Rams’ 2023 rookie class by placing Avila, Puka Nacua and Young nearby.“Where’s my dawg, Steve?” Turner asked.

“Got to be up there with my Class of ’23 boys.”Young rejected sitting beside Turner, his former rookie-year roommate, citing Turner’s penchant for snoring.He then supplied the segment’s most unexpected piece of seating logic while pairing Blake Corum with Trent McDuffie.“They light skin, so,” Young said before moving to his next selection.Ethan Evans drew a predictable scouting report as the passenger most likely to spend the flight discussing weightlifting.Terrance Ferguson was paired with Nacua, while Kamren Kinchens landed beside Davante Adams.Kevin Dotson received the most important assignment when his headshot was placed beside Matthew Stafford.“K-Dot protects Matthew, so K-Dot’s gonna protect Matthew on the flight as well,” Williams explained.

“Always protect Matthew.”Fortunately, the real accommodations should be more forgiving than a standard international cabin.Sean McVay said every player will have a full lie-flat bed aboard the oversized charter, allowing even his largest passengers to stretch out.Th...