Rangers vs. Mariners prediction: MLB picks, odds, best bets Thursday

“You may have heard that 14 current and former Penn State students were busted in a major cocaine trafficking ring.This gives new meaning to the PSU Whiteout Game.” — D MacIn addition to the “Ninny” Lions, here are some other things we learned after college football Week 1.

Heavily favored Michigan needed a fifth down to top Western Michigan.Lane Kiffin may replace Bill Belichick as the most hated man in CFB.

Don Reed tells me “LSU buried Clemson until 2027” and Stitches will need to be more punctual.My record suggests the season started without me.Seattle’s Logan Gilbert has given up 10 runs in his last 9 ²/₃.

The Rangers’ Jacob deGrom has allowed 2 runs in his last 13 innings.Bet $50 on the Rangers (+110, Fanatics Sportsbook).Zebby, Zebby, Zebby … Matthews gave up 5 runs in 2 ¹/₃ innings.

The Tigers devoured the Twinkies 7-2.Our winning streak snapped.

Down -234 killebrews. The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019.Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice.

But wait there’s more.He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year....