Jordon Hudson dusts herself off and resumes her WAG duties, Belichick vs Sydney Sweeney & 'Gainesville Ripper'

Somehow, we've made it to our third Hump Day of September.Lordy.

Time flies when it's football season!This is also our final Hump Day before the official beginning of Fall.That's right.

Technically, it starts next Tuesday — astronomically speaking.Just to give folks outside of Florida an idea of where things stand down here at the moment, we're all currently looking forward to Friday, because the Dew points around the state are supposed to drop 10 degrees.Not the actual temps themselves, of course.The dew points.

That's basically the humidity level.So, it's still going to be unbearably hot, but at least it'll be slightly less humid for a few hours in the morning!Break out the firewood.Jordon Hudson stands on the sideline in the first quarter at Kenan Stadium in Chapel Hill, N.C., on Sept.

12, 2026.(IMAGN IMAGES via Reuters Connect)Welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps — the one where Bill Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, emerges from the shadows to resume her duties as the First Lady of Chapel Hill.We haven't seen or heard from Jordon in MONTHS.

She returned over the weekend for UNC's beatdown of East Tennessee State.Welcome back!JORDON HUDSON, BILL BELICHICK TAKE IN CHURCHILL DOWNS DURING KENTUCKY DERBY WEEKENDWhat else? I've got an AI golf announcer named "Duff" having just a brutal debut, a couple of wild moments out of the baseball world last night, Paulina Gretzky says hello from the US Open, and did anyone see this Gators 30 for 30 last night?I'm a Florida guy.

Been here my whole life, save for a few years in liberal (but beautiful) Boston for college.The "14 Days in Gainesville" story predates me, but goodness, I am fascinated by it.We'll dive in.Grab you something to trigger the insufferable left — I'd suggest a photo of a mostly naked Sydney Sweeney holding two footballs — and settle in for a Hump Day 'Cap!Honestly, it's one of the most relatable posts I've ever seen on social media.What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of wh...