Inside Judge Judys grand exit bash after decades of on-screen work

Judge Judy gave a party a few nights ago.If you were invited, it looked to me like almost 100 bodies.

If you weren’t invited, I don’t know anything about any party.Started 6:30.Those needing Serutan shots left 10:30ish.

Younger folks are probably still there.About bedtime-ish Judy herself disappeared.

Being No.1 on TV for 20 years with happy viewers and sometimes unhappy litigants, off came the extravagant floor-length silver gown, on went pajamas.Putin had less security.

One crew handled cars.Assistants with guest lists patrolled the outside.

Larry Scott — who does parties when bank accounts exceed Elon’s —did the décor, food and surprises.Judy had imported a singer.

A TV, larger than for an observatory, showed her lawyer son Adam Levy’s new CBS-TV show “Adam’s Law,” which began Monday.Her husband, former New York Judge Jerry Sheindlin, and I sat together on a couch.Then another high-level jurist delivered a specially purchased gift for me.

A glass vase which bore a funny but very unjudgelike saying on it.Forget prisoners.Think what’s happening to our judicial system.Season’s over.

Hell hath no fury like a rainy summer.Cheapos who double/triple up for East End freebies gone.Done.

Vanished.Disappeared are freebie invites to such special events as a hospital fund-raiser for some yutz hustling his handmade, beaded crapola bracelets — finished.

Over.Kaput.

Back to his share hovel in Laurelton.Even their rented dogs that dressed up a photo — gone.

Peeing on your now disappeared last invitation.Hey, try hitting Europe . . .European Union ­entry process for travelers is creating confusion and frustration.Checking 30 countries causes bottlenecks for Belgium, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Malta, Portugal, Switzerland.

Passport scans, fingerprints, entry/exit photos, need arrival four hours early.Big plan was to simplify.

Simple cost: 20 euros.Now it’s delayed again.ESTA, Electronic System for Travel Authorization, our syste...