Best of the Babylon Bee: Ms. Rachel announces Herbie the Puppet has joined Hamas as a child soldier

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.“Hi, friends!” she said.

“We have a very special show for you! Yaaaaaaay! Today, our friend Herbie is going to join Hamas and become a child soldier in the battle against the Jews!” READ MORETrump reportedly got the idea for the giant wooden horse after watching Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. READ MOREAt publishing time, Crisp had become nervous again after several AI companies vowed to work on producing a “kill switch” to stop the impending apocalypse.READ MORE“Alright, Mommy is out of here.

Good luck dodging the violent coke heads, sweetheart!” called Jones as she hopped into her BMW and drove off.READ MORE...