The Pirate Wires election guide, and the greatest weirdo villain of our times

1.Life, liberty and the pursuit of not being insaneby Nicole Wizman, writer Last Tuesday, Pirate Wires published an SF/CA ballot guide for the *not* mentally insane.

Our recommendations start with Steve Hilton for governor.Yes, he’ll probably lose, but he actually cares about California’s prosperity, unlike Xavier Becerra, the DUMMY who misplaced (?) thousands of migrant children, sometimes allegedly in trafficking situations (oopsie!).

We further endorse District 2 incumbent Stephen Sherrill, a Democrat recommended by Michael Bloomberg (capitalism’s in good hands).The biggest news, opinion and culture shaping California right now.

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Never miss a story As for the Board of Ed, we suggest Phil Kim, who wants Algebra I back in eighth grade, unlike opponent Brandee (never trust a woman named after alcohol), who opposes it in the name of equity … (this lady is literally saying black people can’t do math).Also: Don’t vote for District 8’s Gary McCoy, who supports supervised drug-use sites — an idea just as stupid as one LA resident’s proposal for homeless masturbation stations.

Finally, say NO to Prop.40, the wealth tax endorsed by devil-spawn Ro Khanna, whose face droops like our GDP will.California Post News: Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, X, YouTube, WhatsApp, LinkedInCalifornia Post Sports Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, XCalifornia Post Opinion California Post Newsletters: Sign up here!California Post App: Download here!Home delivery: Sign up here!Page Six Hollywood: Sign up here!2.

Vote, for Pedroby Riley Nork, writer With the November midterms fast approaching, and with the state of California still being evidently run by a pack of feral chimpanzees, the Trump administration has sent letters to the state bearing an important warning: ‘Hey dumbasses — you sent ballots to noncitizens...