Stitches targets Cowboys vs. Eagles on Monday Night Football

“Stitches, even though you’re not betting real money and making an effort to cut your deficit, are you suggesting readers bet $100 on Texas Tech (-440)? Anyone who lays that on a ‘sure winner’ needs to be committed.I realize your article is just for fun.

But people do foolish things.Yesterday’s outcome might cure them.

Good luck with the rest of your picks.” — Marc Peters Bad day.We had more smoke coming out of our ears than Jets head coach Aaron Glenn.

Our picks have been so bad, Bruce Blakeman called and asked me to bet on New York Gov.Kathy Hochul. It’s not all bad.

Our Brewers have a 2-0 World Series lead.Our $400 series bet is looking very cashable.

Looking at “Monday Night Football”: The Cowboys invade Philadelphia.With Jalen Hurts out for the season, the Eagles put their fate in the hands of Tanner McKee.

We will as well — $100 on the Eagles (+4.5, -112, FanDuel). Winner, winner, but we can no longer afford a chicken dinner.Amid civil unrest in France, the Steelers beat the Saints 16-10.

Next year: Ukraine.Volodymyr Zelenskyy can do the coin toss.

Then, the Broncos dealt the Cards a bad hand.30-16 the final.

Down -1,551 jacklamberts.The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019.Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice.

But wait there’s more.He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year....