Stitches sends his farewell after 2026 MLB season comes to a close

Actor Noah Wyle has been named the “Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine.Another “wait until next year” for Hunter Biden, Greg Gutfeld and Aaron Boone. And for us as well.

We closed the gap to -95 clendenons after the wild-card round then went into free-fall mode thereafter.Money was draining faster from my account than the water from my kitchen sink.

(This wiley ’capper should have used Flex Seal instead of the half-price Acme sealant.) Down more than -1,800 duffydyers, we cut our losses and finished a disappointing MLB campaign at -961 horaceclarkes.Mrs.Stitches suggested moving to Utah, where gambling is illegal. Many thanks to all who wrote in and contributed.

That goes double for you, Don Reed.Any write-in votes for “Stitches for Governor” are greatly appreciated.

If you need to discuss matters like how to baste your Thanksgiving turkey or how to cheat at Parcheesi, stitches@nypost will be open all winter.Adios, amigos!...