Cardinal Dolan decided to give me a ring fresh out of the papal conclave

So, now, pay attention.Little Mother has another wee saga to share — lest you think I just lead a dull boring existence.Phone rings.

Being on another long boring conversation, I can’t answer it. Eva, Spanish, our household’s newest addition, shouts into the receiver, “Who you are?”The person responds.She says, “Who?” The unseen voice repeats it.

Eva then reports, “It’s Cocccfdoopktwby.”WHO?“It’s hjhwppoqsryx.”Me, still on my interminable phone call, whisper: “No such person.Ask again.”She asks again.

She comes back with: “Name’s Ytraghkkplywsy.”Me, cranky, I grab the phone and snarl into it: “Enough with you already.Who are you?”The pleasant tempered voice then says nicely: “It’s Cardinal Dolan.”He just helped elect Chicago’s Robert Prevost as the new Pope Leo XIV and my housekeeper wants to know who he is.New York, New York.

Tops in everything.Noise, taxes, traffic, scaffolding, sightseeing, mayors, bagels, arrivals sleeping on the streets.

And — we are talking four-star steaks.Lobel’s.THE best for many years.

Nice little prime uncooked boneless snack might cost you $400.BUT — continuing on with the legends — you can sing “Take me out to the ballgame, buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack — and Lobel’s.” There’s been a Lobel’s stand at Yankee Stadium since 2009.

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