Marlins vs. Angels picks, odds: MLB predictions, best bets Saturday

“Just writing to give one ‘old’ man’s opinion.Whatever you are compensated for your daily articles falls short of what you deserve! I have resorted to wearing Depends to be prepared to pee my pants from laughter!” — Vince Thomas Well played, Vince.

It’s always better to be safe than sorry.I hear cranberry juice may help.

And oh, that dry cleaning bill! No leakage problems for Miami’s Sandy Alcantara.He’s been airtight, pitching back-to-back shutouts over 13 combined innings.

The Angels visit.The rookie Walbert Ureña is 7-7 but 1-5 on the road.Play $50 on Sandy and the Marlins (-154, FanDuel). The frivolous, flippant (because this is a family newspaper and I can’t use the F-word that really fits) Phillies fooled around until the 9th inning and lost to the Jays 5-4.

Zack Wheeler’s line: 4 runs, 7 hits, 5 walks.Loss has us at -665 larrybowas.The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019.Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice.

But wait there’s more.He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year....