Naked woman allegedly steals fire truck for bizarre late-night joyride

It wasn’t just the lights flashing on this fire truck.A crazy Wisconsin woman allegedly stole a fire truck for a bizarre naked joyride.Emily Fair, 36, was busted in the bare in the truck nabbed from the Pleasant Prairie fire station in the early hours last Tuesday after making a series of confusing radio transmissions — including trying to order food.When cops stopped her, she claimed she was an official firefighter who was “supposed to be meeting someone,” bodycam seen by WISN shows.“So why are you naked driving a truck?” a shocked female officer asked.As she went about her joyride, she made a trio of baffling requests on the radio.“Brennan, do you read me?” she said.

It’s not clear who Brennan is. “Brennan, come in … I’m hungry.You got food in there?” The radio messages went back to the station, and Fair was arrested at a Department of Public Works garage, around an hour after allegedly stealing the truck.Fair’s dress was found in the back of the fire truck and she has since been charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner’s consent.She faces six years in prison if convicted....