Justin Trudeau is embarrassing himself with his Katy Perry relationship

It’s the stuff of a $1 romance novel that’s only available on Kindle.Last week, a video dropped of former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dancing like a fool in the aisle of a Montreal hardware store with girlfriend Katy Perry while holding a plunger.Have you ever read a more surreal or nonsensical string of words in your life?Well, that’s what actually happened.For we live in a surreal and nonsensical world.I’ve stayed silent for a year, but their true patriot love has become more than I can bear.Trudeau’s cringeworthy retail jam session is no less bizarre, really, than Tom Cruise wildly jumping on Oprah’s couch 21 years ago to proclaim his love for another Katie.Except Cruise is a Hollywood actor.

They’re all loons.Prettyboy Trudeau, despite obviously craving the glamorous trappings of celebrity, is a former world leader who still desires to be taken seriously.Proving it, four days after he cut the rug with a toilet tool for an Instagram video, suddenly serious Trudeau spoke to news outlets about the ongoing trade negotiations between Canada and the US.

He insisted they “will get to the right place.”But who’s going to listen to the guy who’s so very publicly living his teenage dream?   Fifty-four-year-old Trudeau, who led his country for a decade before resigning last year, and the 41-year-old “I Kissed A Girl” singer have been Canada canoodling since last July. Trudeau separated from his wife of 18 years, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, with whom he shares three kids, in 2023.And Perry split from fiancé Orlando Bloom in June 2025.

They have a daughter.One month later, she was all aboot Justin.Right away, he was seen googly-eyed and singing along to “Firework” at Perry’s Montreal concert. That was strange, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt at the time.

With just 21.5% approving of Trudeau’s Liberal Party by the end of his run, I’m sure he was feeling like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to star...