Worthless TV streaming services are robbing us blind cancel them now

I dread the emails, but I’ve always wearily accepted them.Like a reminder about an annual teeth cleaning.“Upcoming price increase,” the subject line so casually reads.He we go again! TV streaming services, which were once cool and shrewd ways of cutting the expensive cable cord, now do little more than maniacally jack up their cost to infuriate their customers.All the while, they shovel us more cheap crap.Two TV streaming services have increased their fee this month, within days of each other, like some sick joke.Peacock flew up from $10.99 to $12.99 (ad-free).

And Apple TV juiced from $12.99 to $14.99.What’s the reason for this random 27% hike? “We’re bringing you more of what you come to Peacock for, including year-round live sports, new movies from Universal Pictures, and your favorite TV shows from Peacock, Bravo and NBC,” Peacock claims.My favorite shows from Peacock?! You’ve gotta be kidding me.“The Minature Wife”? “Ted? “The Copenhagen Test”?!These losers truly need $2 more per person to afford to include “The Odyssey,” a movie they already own, which has grossed $1.46 billion in large part because audiences want to enjoy it on premium formats like IMAX? Please.How stupid do you think your customers are? Oh, right — you produced “The Miniature Wife,” a “Honey I Shrunk The Kids” for adults.

You think we’re total imbeciles.Apple is better, but not by much.At any given time they have maybe two shows worth watching — namely “Severance” and “The Studio.” But the rest? “The Morning Show” makes “The Bold and the Beautiful” look like “The Sopranos.” “Ted Lasso” is a sickly sweet pandemic-era bowl of Fruit Loops.

And “Widow’s Bay” is an overwrought (and vastly overrated) “Twin Peaks.” You people make the iPhone.Why are you pilfering my wallet for some crummy TV shows?Their compadres are cheating us, too.The best days of founding father Netflix ($19.99 ad free), which kicked off the str...