Exclusive | My wild weekend at a 24-hour sex camp complete with steamy tent play, naughty costumes and more

When you hear of an “adult summer camp” taking place in Bushwick in late summer that hundreds are eagerly signing up for, you might think it includes thrift shopping, axe-throwing or a psychic reading with some R & R mixed in. Think again.When I first learned of Camp MorningWood — a steamy 24-hour sex party that will soon become an annual event and had a tagline of “Bears and beavers and pitched tents, oh, my!”— I figured it wasn’t going to include beading bracelets and singing Kumbaya.But as someone who’s no stranger to sexy gatherings — I recently attended the world’s wildest and naughtiest swingers convention — I still wasn’t quite prepared for just how dirty this naughty nod to the wilderness escapes of yore would turn out to be.Camp Morningwood was held at the “Villa,” one of three Bushwick houses (the Lodge, Villa and Tower) operated by the Hacienda sex club, an organization that throws some of the wildest various themed sex parties in NYC for members and non-members alike.It ran from 8 p.m.this past Saturday night to 8 p.m.
Sunday, with over 110 guests in attendance. Tickets ranged from $54 to $130, depending on how many of the three 8-hour shifts (nighttime, overnight, and daytime) a guest attended, with about half bunking down together for the full 24 hours.Upon arriving, I was buzzed through the Villa’s front door for my tickets to be checked and my outfit approved.No one was getting in without a sexy, camp-themed costume, which made sense as a swarm of eager attendees clad in neck kerchiefs paired with a pair of skimpy khakis and a slew of open shirts that revealed heaving breasts and shorts cut high enough to reveal male and female butts alike ran past me.The night started fast, with all 100-something attendees joined together in a darkened basement playspace lit mostly by flashing strings of light and the occasional red bulb, empty mattresses on the floor waiting to be put to good use.No one wasted any time, as just...