San Francisco discovers new invasive species: Hot girls

1.SF rocked by curious new species (‘hot girls’)by Blake Dodge, Writer  BREAKING NEWS: SAN FRANCISCO, A FAMOUSLY SEXLESS CITY, IS NOW GRAPPLING WITH HOTNESS.

This week, Celeste Amadon released a viral “hot list” of the city’s most datable people — all, like, 87 of them.And more interestingly, “deep-tech founder” and hottie-with-a-body Georgia Witchel published an essay on X, seen by 1.2 million people, that detailed tech’s “Hot Girl Renaissance.” California's top news, sports and entertainment delivered to your inbox every day.

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Never miss a story Evidently, as Georgia wrote, there’s backlash at SF women posting network-y thirst traps, and generally leveraging their hotness for attention, among self-righteous male nerds who feel that it’s beneath the city’s highbrow, erudite values.But she (autistically) did the math — and these posts get disproportionate attention at a time when selling anything pretty much requires that.

Case in point: “an insurance company” — Corgi, which runs a buzzy cafe staffed by hot girls — “is currently the most-discussed brand in tech.” Relax, everybody.Sex sells.

SF is just late to the party because none of y’all have been having any sex.2.Snitch Machine 9000by Evan Milenko, Writer Last month, Anthropic reported a man to SFPD over his AI chat logs, according to The San Francisco Standard.

In his chats, the man made threats against Dario Amodei and also stated he “was going to kill everyone at Anthropic.” The Standard later contacted the man — who was neither arrested nor charged — and he said he was, ahem, messing around.That guy is literally me, figuratively.

My temper flares too when the bots refuse my light fraud requests, and my chats then become mildly genocidal.Can you blame me? This is a country of priests and lawyers.

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