Donald Trump had no interest in watching the horrible NFL opener, ESPN's Taylor McGregor is a star & Danica!

First Thursday of football season.First real Thursday of football season.

You know what that means, right?Happy unofficial start to your weekend! Around here, weekends in the fall start on Thursdays — and for good reason.We've got football all over the globe tonight.Obviously, the big one is the Rams-Niners in Melbourne, which technically takes place tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m.NFL PUSHES DEEPER INTO STREAMING AS NETFLIX LANDS AUSTRALIA GAME AMID FCC, DOJ SCRUTINYWe've also got a MASSIVE college game tonight.

And by massive, I mean the point spread.No.

7 Miami is currently a 59.5 point favorite of FAMU.That has to be one of the largest point spreads I've ever seen.It's on ACC Network, for those interested!NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell looks on as President Donald Trump speaks during an event announcing that Washington, D.C., will host the 2027 NFL Draft in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, D.C., on May 5, 2025.

(AFP via Getty Images)On that note, welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — the one where Donald Trump was most certainly NOT interested in watching last night's football game.Lordy.What a ballgame.

Not a good ballgame, by any means, but a ballgame nonetheless.What else? I've got Aaron Rodgers stuffing poor Danica Patrick in a locker, Boston radio stations are in absolute shambles today, and ESPN reporter Taylor McGregor continues to captivate America this week.She was dominant during Monday night's power outage in Tallahassee, and she followed it up by arguing with a parking attendant during a radio interview earlier today.What a week.OK, let's get this thing going.Thursday night football is finally back.

No time to waste.Grab you a TV dinner for National TV Dinner Day, and settle in for a Thursday 'Cap!Before we start ...man, do I miss TV dinners.

The best.Obviously, I grew up in the 90s, so Kid Cuisine was my weapon of choice.I feel like my mom fed me at least four of those a week.

If I tried to even sneak one into my house nowaday...