Wow, the Dolphins are really bad.We're not talking the usual levels of Miami Dolphins bad.We're talking about 1–15 bad, à la 2007.
Except it'll be 1-16 now.If they're lucky to squeak out that one W at all.CLICK HERE FOR MORE OUTKICK SPORTS COVERAGEBut you know what? I'm at peace with it.As a lifelong Dolphins fan, I'm accustomed to sadness, disappointment and misery.
That's because every year when Week 1 rolls around — despite knowing better — I delude myself into thinking "this season will be better!"I'm like Amy Klobuchar wearing the same dumb shirt and the same goofy grin.This year, I have no such delusions.Every week, I fully understand the team will s---- itself worse than that HYROX chick.
Only this time, instead of a quarterback who gets concussed every other week, we have one who runs fast and wears rhinestone cleats.Ah, the serenity of low expectations.I'm as carefree as Bo Nix.So with that, let's get to our Tuesday Nightcaps — featuring Trinity Rodman, Ella Langley and Aryna Sabalenka.And there will be nothing about Sydney Sweeney, Holly Rowe or Arch Manning.
Because I'm tired of hearing about all of them.Let's roll.Some people really don't like Ella Langley.I've heard a multitude of reasons for this: She cut a song with Morgan Wallen.She followed Charlie Kirk on TikTok.
She got some lip filler.She's allegedly MAGA.The real reason is probably because "Choosin' Texas" has spent a bazillion weeks at No.
1, and a good chunk of our population just likes to hate on people who are successful.Ella Langley performs onstage at the Billboard Women in Music 2026 held at the Hollywood Palladium on April 29, 2026, in Los Angeles, Calif.(Rich Polk/Billboard via Getty Images)But now, the miserable souls of the interweb have found a new reason to smear the good name of Ella Langley — she's a hunter!Some folks with too much time on their hands dug up some old photos of Ella showing off bucks she harvested in her home state of Alabama.I love how that secon...