Another Friday.We're here.
We've made it!While the left spent all week whining about Sophie Cunningham's hat and firing squad best practices, us PATRIOTS were biding our time, keeping our heads down, and grinding towards another weekend.And now, we're here.And there ain't a thing they can do about it.Let's roll.Welcome to a Friday Nightcaps — the one where Sophie Cunningham's ex-teammate, Sydney Colson, virtue-signals her BUTT off while also having maybe the worst career stats I've ever seen.SPORTS MEDIA OUTLET CONSIDERS SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM MORE POLARIZING THAN MEGAN RAPINOESophie Cunningham and Sydney Colson of the Indiana Fever warm up before a WNBA game against the New York Liberty on July 16, 2025, at Barclays Center Arena in Brooklyn, N.Y.
(NBAE via Getty Images)Seriously.This is who's telling Sophie — and white people — to shut up? The WNBA can do better than this, right?Right?!What else? I've got Dak getting heckled by an Uber driver, a referee absolutely trucking a poor soul on the sidelines, and I'm sad about Mike Ditka.
What an awful year for deaths.I feel like we say that every year, but goodness, 2026 has been a real kick to the you-know-whats in terms of death.And we still have three months to go!Brutal.On that happy note, grab you a slice of sausage pizza ahead of Sunday's National Sausage Pizza Day, and settle in for a Friday 'Cap!I've got no real hot takes on pizza beyond the fact that I do, in fact, believe sausage is the best topping.
I'm not just saying that because of the occasion.It's the best, by a mile.Mount Rushmore of Pizza Toppings to kick this Friday class off? Sure.
Why not?!Meatballs as a topping are underrated in the pizza topping game.They're not on every menu, but when they are, HAMMER it.
You are welcome!And that concludes our Ted Talk portion of today's class.NOW, let's officially get the day started with some ex-WNBA player named Sydney Colson pandering to the left by telling Sophie Cunningham and her white counterparts t...