Best of the Babylon Bee: Riots fizzle out as French refuse to protest more than 32 hours a week

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.“This is ridiculous.

We’re not rioting one minute past 32 hours, you hear?” said local man Martin Roux to protest organizers.READ MORE“How could this have happened to me?” Omar questioned.

“Quality Citizeship Center promises that all their lawyers come from best ‘lawyer learing centers’ in the state.” READ MORE“It’s not even 56k, it’s a 14.4 modem we have to work with,” Zelenskyy said.“I can’t even play StarCraft.

Not that I’m trying to.But the buffering is ridiculous.” READ MORE“We became suspicious when voter turnout in the 12-to-15-foot demographic reached into the millions,” said lead investigator Greg Vance.

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