Jared Goff's SI Swimsuit wife had a big Miami weekend, college football gets greedy & Christmas decor time?

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This content was created by a team that works independently from the FOX newsroom.My wife pulled the rug out from under me and ripped down all the Halloween decor around the house over the weekend.Didn't even give me warning.

No heads-up.I left Friday morning and everything was pumpkins and cobwebs, and by the time I got home late in the afternoon, it may as well have been May.What a punch to the gut.

I went to Target later that day, and it was pretty much Santa's workshop in there.Christmas music blaring down every aisle.

Reindeer hanging from the ceilings.Ribbons everywhere.And just like that, fall was over — and the holiday season had begun.

I held out for as long as I could, but I was ambushed.Now, we're in an undecorated house because the Christmas stuff is in the attic and, frankly, I don't have it in me to go up there quite yet.So, we wait.

Perhaps this weekend, when a cold front is supposed to be in town for a few days? An actual cold front.Our first since March!Until then, we're in November purgatory.

Sad.NFL WEEK 9 SUNDAY TAKEAWAYS: BENGALS, 49ERS AND PACKERS LOOK SUPER, RAMS FINALLY OVER .500Christen Harper attends the 2023 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch at Hard Rock Hotel New York on May 18, 2023, in New York City.(Getty Images)Welcome to a Monday Nightcaps — the one where Jared Goff's wife, Christen Harper, had a dominant weekend in Miami and helped the Lions to a 19-9 win over my Miami Dolphins.Most ethical tank ever, though.

What a pleasure it's been to watch this season!What else? I've got college football officially killing off conference championship weekend, Ron DeSantis (sadly, the outgoing governor of the great state of Florida) weighs in like the PATRIOT he is, and when is an acceptable time to put the Christmas decorations up?You all know where I stand, but I'm curious to s...