Pat McAfee comes to Josh Allen's rescue, Dianna Russini's new show gets roasted & DOGS!

Folks, I am counting my lucky stars over here.Over the weekend, my husband was pulling his work trailer out of our garage when — unbeknownst to him — the garage door got hooked on a 32-foot ladder tied to the top of the trailer.CLICK HERE FOR MORE OUTKICK SPORTS COVERAGEYou can probably already guess how this ends.The frame was busted, and the whole garage door was ripped off its tracks and bent all to hell.

Disaster.Of course, home ownership is a constant string of unexpected expenses, but we thought for sure this was going to be a few-thousand-dollar mistake.Not great anytime but especially not great two months before our Costa Rica trip.We braced our wallets for impact.But in a remarkable stroke of good fortunate, a technician came out this morning, saved the garage door, put it all back together again and added a new seal ...

for $175! Consider my flabbers gasted.I thought I was being punked.Anyway, this isn't an ad for an overhead door company.

But it is an explanation for why I'm in one heck of a good mood today.I feel like I just hit the lottery.So crack yourself a celebratory beer on my behalf, and let's get to some Nightcaps.Man, what an absolute snoozer of a Monday Night Football game that was.

Carson Wentz...woof.You know, in past years, it would make me absolutely sick to see the Bills dominate like that.

As a Dolphins fan, I mean.But this year? The tank is on, and my stress is gone.It's such a freeing feeling to have zero expectations whatsoever.Josh Allen took some time for photos after defeating the Vikings on Monday, including one with an opposing player's kids.

(Matt Krohn-Imagn Images)Besides, at least Josh Allen is likable.So likable, in fact, that the families of opposing players are cheering for him and hounding him for photos.After last night's game, the son of Vikings' long snapper Andrew DePaola took off his dad's jersey to reveal a Bills shirt underneath.Unbelievable stuff.

If you're DePaola can you even be mad, though? I mean, he...