Exclusive | Long Island pizzeria goes viral with saucy videos giving bad diners a taste of their own medicine: Go sit down

That’s-a one spicy pizzeria!A Long Island pizza shop has gone viral for saucy social media video skits that mercilessly mock bad customer behaviors — with one clip showing a dining dunce punished with water sprayed in his face.Phil’s Pizzeria in Syosset has been dramatizing blood-boiling interactions with customers using some real pie-in-the-face humor packed with colorful language and jokes even spicier than the red pepper flakes.The inaugural video — which has gotten over half a million likes — shows owner Laurino bagging up an order to go while a “customer” played by a staffer tells him, “that slice was supposed to be stay.”“Did you say that when you ordered it?” Laurino says in the clip.“Then it ain’t your ‘f—in’ slice, go sit down, I’ll call you when yours is ready.”Laurino said he and his staff didn’t set out to slice up their own little pizza Internet fame but decided to dramatize the real, routine calamities that happen at the North Shore slice shop.“This one woman orders a house salad without lettuce… a guy comes in and asks for grilled chicken with no grill marks,” Laurino told The Post.“A man grabbed a plate too soon from a server, got a stain on his clothes, and called the next day asking for six to seven dollars to have his pants cleaned — I have no idea where he got that number from.“This industry needs a reality show,” he went on.

“I tell everybody, ‘you’re not going to believe what happens at work.”More kind than famed restaurateur Keith McNally, who directly puts bad customers on blast, Laurino and staff never out the actual bad customers — their videos are a bit Hollywood in production but all New York when it comes to attitude.“I started keeping a notepad next to the counter to write things down as they happen — and we get new material each day,” Laurino said, adding his employees take notes of their own.The spicy videos rip folks who refer to sauce as gravy, move tables together...