NYC politicians mostly Mamdani are destroying the city

Definition of a communist: One who shares his nothing with everybody.Having one another as staffers, commies don’t need enemies.Newspaper Pravda ran a contest for the best political joke.First prize? Twenty years.Our locals are moving.

Every third human in the Hamptons is a Realtor.Business in the city is now so bad that people who won’t even pay stopped buying.Thanks to Zero Crapdammy our city — once almost 9 million — has nearly 8 million on the LIE.In a synagogue now you keep eyes closed at your own risk.Russia’s credit card slogan is sweet: “Don’t leave home.”Locally everything’s downhill.If an employee asks the boss, “What goes?” He’ll say, “You!”Seniors are rushing South.

Florida is now populated by hungry young alligators driving old people’s cars and whatever/whoever/whichever new duties they might suddenly need to attend to like if whatever becomes necessary to suddenly attend to — like — late at night.Like late.

Late.Suddenly.

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Never miss a story.The men? All bald.

Palm Beach barbers envy clients with hair — to them dandruff is a thrill.And new arrivals go where when they get there? To an art gallery where canvasses are in crayon.Or a late 4:30 dinner which is for ketchup on your sneakers.Before Crapdammy, some friends had an all encompassing program designated to reach certain investment goals during the next five years — like getting even.

Their company just closed.They’re now on the list for a Secaucus timeshare.Neighborhood banks are failing.

Forget a camera that photographs pictures of bank robbers.Mine now has a guy who does charcoal sketches.One dude spent a year opening new bank accounts.

Got free radios, toasters, TVs, luggage, pots, pans, dishes.Last week he gave back his deposit and opened his own di...